1. Find a baby.
2. Verify the object you've found is indeed a baby by employing classic sniffing techniques. If you smell baby powder and/or wet diaper the object you've found is indeed a baby.
3. Next you will need to flatten the baby, slightly, before beginning the actual hugging process. (Note: extra slobber will make future steps easier for the 'paw slide')
4. The 'paw slide'; slide paws around baby and prepare for possible close-ups.
5. Finally, if a camera is present, execute the difficult
'hug, smile and lean' for the best possible photo opportunity.
Perfecting this technique is guaranteed to ensure an everlasting place in the baby's parent's hearts and home (-:
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